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                        STORY TITLE/FILE #

1. 3 am in the Coliseum /3
2. Hungarian Smugglers /4
3. Train Conductor and the Stamp /9
4. Three Travelers, Five Languages /17
5. Please Don't Pass the Cheese Platter! /21
6. Employee of the Month /24
7. Banished by the Great Doctor Henderson! /30
8. Mormon Crystals /31
9. London "Honeymoon" /33
10. Two Engines Out Over the Atlantic! /34
11. 10,000 Pollywogs /42
12. Three Cases of Hummus /43
13. Match Sticks /45
14. The Wooden Hammer and the Concrete Wall /46
15. Food! Free! /47
16. Quaker Psychiatrist /48
17. My Twenty Minutes in the Peace Corp /49
18. "What Eye Chart?" /53
19. Hearing Test Phone Booth /54
20. "Pay When You Graduate" /56
21. "Excuse Me, Sir, But Your Bus Is About To Leave." /57
22. Near Death in 12 Feet of Snow /60
23. Bear Tree /62 
24. "You're Suspended!" /70
25. The NYC Track Star /74
26. Deadly Waltz with the Giant Ice Cube /75
27. "The Big Blow's Coming!" /77
28. Mazzullo's Rear Axle /78
29. Only Nine Laps to Go! /82
30. Subway Rescue - "Oh I Haven't Seen You Since Graduation!" /83
31. "All the Dairy Products You Can Eat!" /87
32. Kak Vasha Familia? /90
33. 400 Years in 30 Minutes /92
34. Blueblood M&M's /93
35. My Love Affair with Rocks /96
36. 3000 Miles Without a Starter Motor /98
37. Rest Stop In Iowa /99
38. Robin Hood and the Xerox Key /103
39. Moving Pass Required! /104
40. Mules Have the Right of Way! /105
41. Petty Cash Petty Confrontation  /106
42. How I Became a Professional Photographer /107
43. Teaching Those Rice Bugs a Lesson /108
44. French Fried Vendura /109
45. Earthquake Bells and Screaming Lovers /110
46. "What? Me Memorize 64 Security Badges?"  /111
47. Sponge Cake /112
48. Weight Watchers in Taiwan  /113
49. Na Pali Coast and the Plastic Sleeping Bag /114
50. "Sorry, Mrs. Holland. You're House Is Condemned." /119
51. Bedtime with Beverly /121
52. Hitchhiking Encounter outside Philadelphia /123
53. "Can You Get Anything There?" /124
54. Sister Mary Dorothea and the Lawn Detail /125
55. Uncle Sam and the Never Never Dowels /130
56. Mom's Coffee Cake /134
57. "But Uncle Sammy Can't SwIm!!!" /135
58. My Visits to Hewlett and Packard  /137
59. "But Do They Have Free Donuts?" /40
60. "You Are Hereby Accused of Sexual Harassment" /143
61. Dead on Arrival /149
62. Sex Trade Via Gerbils /151
63. No Russian Spoken Here! /153
64. 169 Milk Cartons and a Sports Car /163
65. Pizza, Extra Crispy! /165
66. "Doctor" Murphy and the Sex Bomb Oscilloscope  /168
67. Brother Bullen and How to Use a Key /170
68. The Boron Moron /171
69. "You Remind Me of My Ex-Husband!" /180
70. "He's Coming and He Has a Gun!" /192
71. Snow White and the Seven Hoods /193
72. B.C. and the Buttercup /194
73. Faster Than Rabbits, Dumber Than Turtles /195
74. Slave Cabin /198
75. The Bad Boy Who Hid the Communion Wafer /199
76. "You Have Three Mothers." /200
77. The Alphabet Circle /201
78. Homeroom Teacher Late Again /205
79. Birdhouse Tree /206
80. The Catholic, the Protestant and the Jew /213
81. "No, Yankee, Them’s Oil Wells!" /215
82. "No Discharge of Firearms in the Dorms." /216
83. Trapped in the Oklahoma State University Library /217
84. "Got a Map?" /318
85. Fateful Phone Call to the Great Doctor Adler /222
86. "Now Don't Get Riled, This Is a Tape Recorder." /223
87. 72 Blurred Photos of Cow Behinds /224
88. "My Car's Disabled." /225
89. Sleeping in Joe Paterno's Office /228
90. /Sandy McBride Stops Smoking /231
91. Windshield Wiper and the Penny /233
92. The 80 Pound Pendulum and My Teeth in Braces /236
93. "Now Make Me Another Batch By Tomorrow." /237
94. "Oh, and on Your Way Back, Pick Up My Conference Slides." /238
95. "Hi! I'm Taking a Survey!" /240
96. "You're Under Arrest, and, No, You Can't Kiss Your Mother Goodbye!" /245
97. 3 am Epiphany - Physics, Chemistry, Math - All One /249
98. The Theoretician and Jumper Cables /250
99. "I'm working on Chapter 7." /253
100. "You Don't Belong in This University." /254
101. Thomas Edison Made This Phonograph /258
102. The Key to the Diploma Room! /259
103. Instant Student - Registration to Graduation - in 10 Minutes  /260
104. "You Can't Outrun a Rabbit!" /261
105. Lawn Mower "Accident" (Twice!) at the Sewerage Plant  /262
106. Coke Stain on the Gymnasium Floor /263
107. Fiberglass Curtains /269
108. The $6,000 Chandelier /272
109. "No, I Won't Take Still Photographs with Your Movie Camera." /274
110. Two Germans and a Christmas Tree /282
111. White Lab Coat and a Clipboard - How I Infiltrated the Nuthouse /287
112. Cousin Richie and the Starter Motor /290
113. Everything that You Are Dying to Know about the George Washington Bridge /291
114. Pee Pee and the CIA /292
115. Obama's Podium /293
116. Two Gerbils in a Mayonnaise Jar /298
117. The Moonies Kidnap Dr. Dick! /304
118. Lap Nap /305 
119. Bear Attack in Yosemite Park! /306
120. Gold Mine Trespassing in Rhyolite, Nevada /307
121. "Where's the Toilet Paper?" /309
122. "I Do Not Like These Figures on Your Expense Report." /310
123. "Doctor Josephson Is on the Phone? The Doctor Josephson???" /311
124. "Your Satellite Is Falling Out of the Sky!" /313
125. The Penalty Is Death, You Handsome Guy!" /314
126. Signature Required before You Get a Copy." /317
127. "Are You Recording Me?" /322
128. Alligators and Chickens /326
129. Rita's All-Day Bronx Zoo Interview /328
130. The Best Pizza in the Whole World! /330
131. Oil Gasket Blown in the Middle of the Mojave Desert /332
132. Wealth, Stored, Life and Energy /334
133. Golden Rule /337
134. Parents, Government. Church  /338
135. I Hate Physics /340
136. Who's the Idiot? /343
137. Quiet Room, Four Walls /347
138. Sun, Energy, Wealth, and Time  /348
139. Dukakis, Stephanopoulos and Seven Continents /349
140. Briefcase Full of Money /352
141. "May I Please Borrow Your Four Tires Again?" /353
142. "Don't Step on My Conference Table!" /355
143. Five Levels of Desk, Five Levels of Chairs /356
144. Petty Cash Crisis, What Are We Going to Do? /358
145. Wine Tasting and the Credit Card /365
146. Cute Forest Ranger and the Great Doctor Shockley /369
147. "No, I Don't Want a Plastic Window." /386
148. Hot Lava on the Road Directly Ahead! /392
149. Canada's War Museum /398
150. Oregon Trail  /399
151. Oregon Moonscape  /400
152. Yellowstone Winter Wonderland  /404
153. "Any Jerk Can Do This in the Daytime" /407
154. Biagio's Three Wives /410
155. "But Aren't You Going to Visit Your Relatives?" /411
156. Don't Tell Mom: Our Secret Bastard Line /412
157. I Am Here as a Result of Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation  /414
158. Grandpa and the Mule /415
159. Biagio’s Suicide /416
160. The Problem with Maryland  /424
161. Say Nothing; Do Nothing; Be Nothing /427
162. Dad and the Horizontal Throne /429
163. Jeannie's Easter Basket /439
164. The Four Letter Word /444
165. Doctor Newnham's Secret Assistance /445
166. "How Much of the Bonus Do You Think You Deserve?" /446
167. "You Got Him!" /450
168. "These Are the Keys to Every Laboratory in MIT." /451
169. Our Two TV's /460
170. Mom's Bra Money /463
171. Dark Side; Light Side /465
172. All of a Sudden, I'm an Antique Dealer /476
173. Gold Shavings /478
174. Mrs. Weiss's Upstairs Tenants /480
175. Mom and the Ensenada Door Buster Line /486
176. "All the Chicken You Can Eat." /487
177. Firing Buckley /494
178. Greg Johnson's Astronomical Promotion /495
179. Dr. Cannom's in Love with My Wife! /503
180. You Have Attention Deficit Disorder /505
181. Indian Reservation /506
182. The Boss Tried to Commit Suicide? /507
183. Counseling the Boss's Wife /509
184. Native American  /517
185. "I Hate New Yorkers!" /518
186. My Alien Sister-in-Law /519
187. Debbie's Sheer Nighttime /520
188. Shortened European Trip /523
189. Mom and Dad's Earthquake Visit /525
190. Earthquake Movie Editing  /526
191. Eye-popping St. Tropez /531
192. "How Do You Say Deodorant in French?" /536
193. Bronx Draft Office Visit /543
194. "The Man Born Yesterday" /553
195. "I Have a Cosmetic Defect" /554
196. Ain't Easy to Catch a Train /557
197. Mike Becomes a Gun Fanatic /559
198. My Love Affair with Black Widow Spiders /561
199. Cultural Entomologist? /563
200. The Bishop's Blessing - Applesauce Garcia III /564
201. St. Francis Blessing - Bruno and the Student Pastor /565
202. Kitchen Grape Arbor /566
203. 93 Year Old Sex Maniac /568
204. "Your File Cabinets are Functional" /569
205. "What About My $6,000 Chandelier?" /570
206. "Left at the Dishwasher!" /586
207. Greek Wreck and Pretzels  /591
208. Octopi! /592
209. Crow Trial  /598
210. Truck Load of Liquor /599
211. Why the Draft Age is 18 to 26 /602
212. "You Don't Know Anything about Baseball!" /603
213. Cleaning Lady Turns Princess /604
214. "Put That in Your Resume!" /610
215. Cinderella Story: Chemist Chrysalis to Physicist Butterfly /611
216. "What's Your Price? Everybody Has a Price." /612
217. "By the Way, Where's the Nearest Home Depot?" /624
218. The Two Wine Glasses /634
219. "Not a Dime More Than $25,000, Doctor Spear!" /644
220. Mormon Mini Golden Parachute /645
221. "You Never Signed My Vacation Request?!?!" /646
222. "You Can't Play in My Sandbox!" /648
223. Block Party Time! /657
224. Hitchhiking with Doctor Dick /666
225. Because My Friend, Carlo, Says So!" /685
226. Bathroom Embarrassment  /690
227. "Lady Bugs, Father, Lady Bugs." /693
228. Grandpa's Photo /704
229. Aunt Theresa's Shattered Head /705
230. A Cradle for Lauren /705
231. California Post Office Confrontation  /707
232. My Speech Before 200 Guineas /711
233. Ten Pounds in 5 Days /721
234. My Letter to a Dead Man /731
235. Bingo Photo! Alex Haley Moment /734